Monday, April 13, 2009

MTV Buzzworthy: DON'T WORRY NICK JONAS! THERE ARE WAY WORSE DRIVERS THAN YOU OUT THERE/ "HEY NICK! YOUR FLY'S DOWN"


Wahh! Poor Nick Jonas. As if having an innocent lunch with Miley Cyrus — the same Miley who once referred to you as her “Prince Charming” but LATER told the whole world “7 Things” she hates about you and THEN told the world she still dreams about you — wasn’t STRESSFUL ENOUGH, then Miley Twitters about lunch and THEN you got in a fender bender and some paparazzi dropped the F-bomb at you!

Relax, Nick! Trust me, I’ve been driving far longer than you have, and I’m still A WAY worse driver. I can’t count the number of cars I’ve “gently tapped.” “Love nudged,” if you will! And Nick, you’re famous, so, like, who cares if you swap a little paint with another car? You can just buy that person a new car, right? I’m not saying make it a habit or anything, but it’s not a bad position to be in.

That said, here are five music videos featuring drivers who are WAY way worse than you, Nick!

1.) New Kids On The Block| “You Got It (The Right Stuff)” – First of all, NO ONE was wearing their seat belt in this video, there are WAY too many people in the back seat, and I’m pretty sure Joe(y) McIntyre may or may not have been driving without a license.

2.) Britney Spears | “Womanizer” — Aside from the fact that Britney drives with her foot, she also PROBABLY isn’t even a licensed chauffeur!! NOT ALLOWED!

3.) Sammy Hagar | “I Can’t Drive 55″ – Dudeface was just SETTING himself up for a ticket. Make like New Edition and slow it down!

4.) Kelly Clarkson | “Never Again” – Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. Didn’t your mama EVER teach you not to play games with the driver when the car is in motion?

5.) Justin Timberlake | “What Goes Around/ Comes Around” – This is the one where Scarlett Johansson more or less dies in a horrible fiery, thankfully fictious wreck. That ended badly!

… See, Nick Jonas? There are FAR worse drivers out there. Just remember to always buckle up, check your mirrors, and always ALWAYS leave a note if you nick a nearby car. (Unless it’s paparazzi…)




OOPS (: ZIP IT UPPP FOR MILEY!

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